Off to Aaron Neville Land

As we all know, there's a lot of clutter in the world. Without someone to clean house, crap piles up and talent gets lost in the mess. Why don't we speak up?

People can be intimidating. It's admittedly harder to bring up such things to someone who may make us feel small. Like Aaron Neville.



Tell it like it is. To his face.

Send in the Clowns

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Literacy.
Literacy who?
Your, you're, their, they're and there.

So there.



When you're a gumball clown, life isn't easy. Neither is reading poor grammar and confused writing that infiltrates advertising, social networking posts and emails.

This year, do everyone a favor. Pick up a book and read it. You'll turn frowns upside down. Like a clown. A gumball clown.

Hilarity in Dark, Musty Corners

Ever taped a tumbleweed to the roof of a forklift?
Me neither.

These morsels should keep the track marks to a minimum for the next few hours.




One day as I was driving down a country road I saw a section of land that was especially lovely. I pulled over and proceeded to plant a flag of my design in the fertile, freshly tilled soil. Mine! What, it doesn't work that way?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbus_Day

In closing, sweet dreams, assuming no one "discovers" your bed while you're in it. All your base are belong to us? You're on your own.